King of a Suit With No Armor
Riddle:
I am one of four royal lords, seen in battle but never aboard. I have a big heart, wear a suit, but never armor. Who am I?
Answer:
King of Hearts (card) — A playing card king, often depicted in the “heart” suit. He’s not a real warrior, but part of a deck “at war.” The wordplay blends metaphor with literal card imagery.