Riddles For Kids
The Foul But Harmless Mystery
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no… What am I?
A fart — A bodily function that may be silent or loud, leaves no physical trace, causes no harm, but is universally awkward or disliked. The riddle disguises a crude subject with poetic, abstract language.
What’s Moving As You Read This?
What are moving left to right, right now?
Your eyes — As you read the riddle itself, your eyes scan the line from left to right. This “meta-riddle” breaks the fourth wall by referencing the reader’s current action directly.
How Johnny Outsmarted the Professor
Johnny’s professor caught him cheating. So how did he still get an A+?
He hid his exam in the stack — When the professor asked “Do you know who I am?” and said “no,” Johnny quickly hid his paper among the others, leaving it untraceable. The riddle is a humorous logic escape with a clever twist.
Every Month Has This Many Days
Some months have 30 days while others have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
All of them — Every month has at least 28 days; only February ends at 28 (or 29), but the rest all pass 28. The riddle tricks by making you think only about February.
Why the Broom Missed Its Schedule
Why was the broom late?
It overswept — A pun that plays on the word “overslept.” Since brooms are used to sweep, “overswept” sounds like a believable excuse but is actually a humorous twist.
The Trick Egg Question
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None — Roosters are male and don’t lay eggs. The riddle assumes something impossible to mislead you into thinking about egg color or genetics.
You Can Only Do This Once
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once — Once you subtract 5, the number is no longer 25. The question tricks the reader into thinking mathematically instead of logically.
Circles Have More Sides Than You Think
How many sides does a circle have?
Two — A circle has an inside and an outside. Most people focus on geometric sides (thinking “none”), but the riddle redefines “side” from a spatial perspective.
The Door You Opened Before the Rest
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door — He must have opened the car door first to get out and see the others. The riddle creates a distraction with the colored doors, but the actual answer lies in the setup.
Someone in the Mirror, No One Behind
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody. What am I?
A mirror — A mirror reflects a person when viewed from the front, showing “somebody.” But from behind, it’s just glass or backing — showing “nobody.” The riddle uses poetic phrasing to personify the object.
Passed the 2nd? You’re Not 1st!
If you were running a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place — By overtaking the person in second place, you now take their position. Many mistakenly think they’d be in first, but that would require passing the person in first place.
If You Share It, You Lose It
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?
A secret — A secret is something you possess privately, but once you tell someone else, it’s no longer a secret. The riddle plays on the contradiction between ownership and disclosure.
You Left with Two Legs and Returned with Six?!
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair — You leave the room walking on your two legs, and when you come back carrying a chair (which has four legs), you now have six legs in total. The riddle tricks the reader into thinking only about human legs.
The Thing That Climbs With No Body
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke — Smoke rises without needing any limbs or wings. It “climbs” due to heat and air currents. The riddle uses elegant visual imagery to describe a natural phenomenon in human terms.
You’ve Been Measuring Wrong All Year
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 — It sounds like a question about time units, but the answer refers to calendar dates: January 2nd, February 2nd, and so on. There’s one “second” day each month = 12 total. A classic lateral-thinking riddle.
It Rises Every Time It Rains
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella — As rain falls, people raise umbrellas to stay dry. The wording creates an illusion of contradiction, but it’s just clever phrasing to hide a simple truth.
Only 2 Didn’t Eat… But Did You Hear It Right?
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?
2 — This is a phonetic trick. When read aloud: “Thirty cows and twenty ate chickens” sounds like “30 cows and 28 (twenty ate) chickens,” meaning only 2 cows didn’t eat chickens. It plays on ambiguity in spoken language.
What the Glove Said Before Catching It
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later — This is a pun combining a common farewell phrase (“catch you later”) and the baseball glove’s literal function: to catch the ball. It’s playful and intended to be humorous.
A Letter That Rules Time and Space
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space… What am I?
The letter “E” — It appears at the beginning of the word “end,” the end of “time” and “space,” and is in the word “every place.” The riddle makes you think conceptually, but the answer is purely linguistic.
Why Tigger Had Urgent Business
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
To find Pooh — A humorous pun. “Pooh” refers to Tigger’s friend (Winnie the Pooh), but also sounds like “poo” (slang for feces). The joke relies on double meaning and misdirection toward a literal bathroom reason.
The One Place to Hide an Apple From One Person
There are 10 people in a room… Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
On one person’s head — Everyone else in the room can see the apple except the one with it on their own head. This riddle plays with visual perspective rather than logic or language.
It Has Two Hands but Can’t Lift a Finger
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock — A clock has “hands” (minute and hour), but they aren’t literal hands and can’t perform any physical action. The riddle uses wordplay to make you think of living beings rather than an object that marks time.
The More You Steal, the Bigger I Get
The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?
A hole — Removing material like dirt or sand enlarges a hole. This riddle reverses logic: taking away usually reduces something, but here it makes the subject grow. It’s a clever contradiction that highlights negative space.
This Mountain Was the Highest Even Before It Was Known
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest — The question tricks you by making you focus on the word “discovered,” as if the height of the mountain changed. In fact, even before humans knew about it, Everest was already the tallest point on Earth.
Monkey Business
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Because it was a copycat — This is a wordplay joke. “Copycat” is used for someone who imitates others. The second monkey jumps because it’s mimicking — just like a literal “copy-cat.”
Sealed Forever but Used by Everyone
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
A pencil — The graphite used for writing is mined, placed inside wood, and stays there permanently. Even though it’s never taken out, it serves its purpose with every stroke of writing.
No Bones, No Flesh, Yet…
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves — Gloves are shaped like human hands but made of fabric or leather. They contain no living tissue but are designed to fit fingers and thumbs exactly. The riddle tricks you by describing something lifelike.
The Lightest Thing You Can’t Hold
I am as light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. What am I?
Breath — Breath has almost no weight, yet no one can hold it forever. It’s intangible and fleeting. The riddle mixes physical lightness with the idea of bodily limits.
Spell “Cow” in 13 Letters?!
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
See O Double You — This is a play on how the word sounds, not how it’s spelled. “C” sounds like “see,” “O” stays the same, and “W” is “double you.” Combined: “See O Double You” = 13 letters.
Dirty Equals White?
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A chalkboard — A clean chalkboard is black. Writing with white chalk makes it “dirty.” The riddle plays on our expectations that clean equals white, when here it’s the reverse.
Breaking Things Can Be Helpful?
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg — An egg is sealed to protect its contents, but in order to cook or eat it, it must be broken. Breaking it is necessary to access its value — not a flaw, but a function.
The Riddle That Splits You in Two!
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror — A mirror creates a reflection of you, appearing to make “two” of you visually. The clever twist is that it doesn’t add anything — just duplicates the image in reverse.
What Do Others Use More Than You Do?
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name — You rarely say your own name, but everyone else uses it to call or refer to you. It feels like yours, but functionally, others use it more than you do.
Can You Name the Third Son?
David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David — The riddle states “David’s father,” which already tells us one of the sons is David. Snap and Crackle are only there to distract and create a false expectation of a pattern.